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“It’s Not My Fault” - I was just under pressure.
When the Earth shifts, don’t take the blame. This punny geology tee features a colorful fault block diagram and a whole lot of character—perfect for science fans of any age.
✨ Original design illustrated in-house by our family-run studio (no AI here—just brains and good humor)
👶🧒👧🧑 Available in onesie, toddler, youth, and adult sizes – a fun matching option for the whole family!
🌎 A fun gift for teachers, homeschoolers, geologists, and anyone who loves a clever excuse
☁️ Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton provides a breathable, durable, and luxuriously soft fabric.
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⭐ Product Features:
Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
Durable double-needle stitching on seams for long-lasting wear
Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste
Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vibrant colors
Ethically made with 100% US cotton for lasting comfort
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🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
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For anyone who appreciates Earth science, a solid pun, and shirts that really hold their ground. Match with the entire family! All shirts available in sizes Infant through Adults!
