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“Noddy or Gneiss?” Infant Onesie

“Noddy or Gneiss?” Infant Onesie

Regular price $24.00 USD
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Don't forget our nature-sized discounts on orders of 3 or more! See our bundle tiers below. Mix & match your items, add to your cart, and your savings will be automatically applied at checkout ✨

Sprout Bundle (2 items) 🌱 Save 10%

Trail Bundle (3 items) 🌲 Save 15% 

Wild Pack (4 items) 🐻 Save 20% 

Mountain Bundle (5+) 🏔️ Save 25% 

  NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 7.24 8.74 9.72 10.75 11.73
Length, in 10.75 11.73 12.76 13.74 14.76
Sleeve length, in 2.50 2.76 3.00 3.25 3.50

 

A science pun too clever to ignore. Whether you’re into seabirds, rock formations, or just a gneiss laugh, this original illustrated design is sure to turn heads and spark questions.

✨ Created and illustrated in-house by our family-run design studio

👶🧒👧🧑 Available in onesie, toddler, youth, and adult sizes – a fun matching option for the whole family!

☁️ Combed ring-spun cotton provides a high quality, durable, and luxuriously soft fabric perfect for the little ones! 

🌍 Perfect for geologists, birders, teachers, or pun-loving families

⭐ Product Features:

  • Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
  • Durable double-needle stitching on seams for long-lasting wear
  • Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste
  • Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vibrant colors
  • Ethically made with 100% US cotton for lasting comfort

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry clean

Whether you're nodding along with seabirds or admiring metamorphic marvels, this tee lets you rock your love for nature with style and smarts.

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