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“Wanna Trilobite?” Bite into Earth's Ancient Past.
Dig into prehistoric humor with this deliciously nerdy tee. Centered on a trilobite fossil plated and ready to eat, this design invites fossil lovers, science fans, and pun collectors to sink their teeth into Earth’s ancient history.
🦴 Designed and illustrated by our family-run studio
👶🧒👧🧑 Available in onesie, toddler, youth, and adult sizes – a fun matching option for the whole family!
💡 Great gift for fossil fanatics, science teachers, and curious kids who love to learn (and laugh)
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⭐ Product Features:
Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
Durable double-needle stitching on seams for long-lasting wear
Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste
Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vibrant colors
Ethically made with 100% US cotton for lasting comfort
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🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
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Because nothing says "appetite for ancient knowledge" like a trilobite on a plate. Match with the entire family! Available in sizes Infant through Adult!
